Doh, The Humanity! Broken web pages, but in a funny way http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/ Yahoo News: Even by Gere's standards, showering "actress AIDS" on a crowd represents a depraved new low http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=07041710oth "binx" .
"Actress AIDS" - similar to standard AIDS, but slightly more glamorous:
Yahoo News: Even by Gere's standards, showering "actress AIDS" on a crowd represents a depraved new low ]]> Amazon UK (again): Generously offers 2p off when you spend "£100,000.00 or more" http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=07032914eco "stoneclad" .
Obviously don't know much about "price points" - it'd be more psychologically appealing if it was just £99,999.99:
Amazon UK (again): Generously offers 2p off when you spend "£100,000.00 or more" ]]> Amazon.co.uk email: "Don't forget Mother's Day" juxtaposed with offers on "Memory, Blank Media and External Hard Drives" http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=07031822eco "Chris" .
A tamer take on an old favourite - and see also...
Amazon.co.uk email: "Don't forget Mother's Day" juxtaposed with offers on "Memory, Blank Media and External Hard Drives" ]]> NME.com: Coldplay set to "mount a South American" early next year http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=06122014oth " Matt " .
Not the usual interpretation of the lyrics "I will try to 'fix' you":
NME.com: Coldplay set to "mount a South American" early next year ]]> HSBC Investments: lets you set up deals over the phone, with "payment and money laundering to follow" http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=06120814oth "Art" .
Presumably they missed the word "prevention", although " different points of view are welcome here ":
HSBC Investments: lets you set up deals over the phone, with "payment and money laundering to follow" ]]> Forbes.com: A four bedroom house in a previously undesirable area of London can now cost "in excess of £1 billion ($1.9 billion)" http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=06120812mis "Sir Guy Grand" .
More if they have off-road parking:
Forbes.com: A four bedroom house in a previously undesirable area of London can now cost "in excess of £1 billion ($1.9 billion)" ]]> FemaleFirst.co.uk: illustrates "Prince to open his own Las Vegas nightclub" with pic of - Prince Harry http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=06112712pic "James" .
Purple *Reign*, more like! (sorry)
FemaleFirst.co.uk: illustrates "Prince to open his own Las Vegas nightclub" with pic of - Prince Harry ]]> The Observer: accuses Queen of delivering "pubic requiem" for Princess Di http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=06090311oth "albert" .
Is it just us, or do you imagine a "pubic requiem" to be some sort of farting noise?
The Observer: accuses Queen of delivering "pubic requiem" for Princess Di ]]> Sky+ EPG: warns of "Very strong language and sexual scenes" in recent Top Cat episode http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=06090115pic "Jonathan C" .
Either a confusion with Riot On! , or TC devised even more "effectual" wheeler-dealing over Officer Dibble's phone :
Sky+ EPG: warns of "Very strong language and sexual scenes" in recent Top Cat episode ]]> Answers.com: name of Bombay neighbourhood derived from word for "fisting village" http://www.xcom2002.com/doh/index.php?s=06090114oth " grom " .
A likely mistyping of "fishing" - it does occur elsewhere online, but you wouldn't want to Google for it...
Answers.com: name of Bombay neighbourhood derived from word for "fisting village" ]]>